In my pockets I currently have:

• 37 pence - hmm. Thirty-seven pence isn't a great deal. What could I buy with 37p...
  • 37 minutes of connection time to my ISP at the weekend
  • a loaf of bread
  • a bag-and-a-half of crisps
  • 0.0044047 of a television licence
  • a lighter from a dodgy street trader; "Free fer a pahnd, yer gas lightas"
• a watch - I do not wear a watch on my wrist. Instead I have this rather nifty pocket watch on a chain, except that there is no chain.
• some fluff - remarkable stuff is fluff. Have you noticed how, no matter what sort of fluff it is, it always appears to be a blue-grey colour? Spooky. Real spooky.

Well, that was fun, wasn't it?