Ever wondered about who you would be if you could become any character from the
Red Dwarf universe? Here's your chance to tell the world!
I'd like to be the Cat because he has great self-esteem.
I want to know what that's like.
Melinda 'Bob' Casino
I'd like to be... no, wait a minute, I _AM_ Mr Gazpacho! I even keep a
list of the top ten grossest stupidities I have commited. Sad, really,
but it goes without saying - it was all _his_ fault!
Chris Kuan
I'd like to be Cat because there can't be anything wrong with wanting only to eat,
sleep, and look for sex.
Bette Llewellyn
I would be the season 1&2 Holly. You get all the best jokes on the
ship, no one can argue with tyou (because you have an I.Q. of 6000
natch), I could re read anything I wanted just by haveing someone delete
my memories (Wow! I could reexperience Ringworld!!!) and (to quote
another poster) you had total control over the hologram's body... a lot
of joke potential there!
Christopher Angelini
I'd like to be Rimmer's butt because it gets so much flattery and
attention. :-)
Melinda 'Bob' Casino
I'd like to be the Skutters, because they got the best lines in season 6
Daniel Snyder
I'd like to be Lister because he is now the sexiest and most sought after human
being in the universe, and he didn't even have to invent the Tension Sheet.
Travis
I'd like to be Queeg (if thats possible) cause, and mind you this is not for
any sick purpose other than a sadistic one, having complete control of Rimmers
body, and subjecting him to sensless torture for entertainment would be fun.!
Travis
I'd like to be Holly, because secretly, I want to have a head sex change
operation as well. I've always wanted to be a dumb blonde.
Omen