From: [email protected] (Roadwart) Roadwarts' Log, Date 20/1/96, Time 07:30 Mike Oldfield starts blasting out "Tubular Bells II" I instinctively reach for the remote control for the CD player, Blat a few buttons & Mike calms down abit. I pull the duvet back over my head & snuggle up to Sue who is still asleep. I return to my dream. Suddenly a word floats through my mind. TAMWORTH. I pondered on this word & crashed my B2 Stealth bomber into a canyon wall & reawaken with a start. The meet, thats what it meant. I wake Sue, shower,dress & trot down the hallway to wake Flyer2 &Julie (who I had collected the previous evening). I then pottered about the house with my dog in tow, thinking that she was coming too. Checked the car was ok for the journey (Tyres, water, tapes etc.) & wandered back into the house. By this time, Sue was also up & making tea & toast for us all. We polished off the toast, quickly slurped our tea & piled into the car. 09:15 Off we go! Onto the A22 & head in the direction of the M23. Having said that, I was so busy singing (read wailing) along to "Blockbuster" by Sweet, that I missed the M23. Damn! Anyway, we get to the M25, only to find ourselves in the middle of the widening scheme & restricted to 50 mph for about 6 miles. Roadworks behind us, I let the speedo creep up to 85, slowing to 80 for the occassional GATSO camera (just to be on the safe side) & onto the M1. 11:00 (ish) Stop at some services for... erm... bodily services, tea, for Sue to regain the feeling in her legs & to allow Fl2 to stretch his legs too, as he had about 2" of legroom behind my seat. 11:30 Leave the services & decide that we will be a little late, about 15 mins or so. Joined the A5 & immediately got stuck behind a truck going so slooow, I was forced into 1st gear & watch the engine temp rise steadily until the fan cut in (Phew!). Zapped past the truck & failed dismally at making up the lost time. Arrived at Tamworth & tried to find a carpark. Sue then spotted the cinema & I tried to find my way into the carpark. Found a space in the Multi- storey, sorted out Sues chair & zipped along to the cinema. 12:45 Wandered into the cinema & saw a mottley bunch hanging around the amusements. Sue recongnised Cma from her piccy on the web page, so over we went & introduced ourselves & appologised for being late. I guessed the the geezer with short, dark hair & ripped jeans was Friday, it was. We were then introduced to Reke, Emma & Adam, Nick, Razzie & Razzies infamous gobstopper (only joking). No sooner had we arrived, we were being whisked off to the pizza place. We all piled in the door & waited to be seated. Cma recognised the waitress & asked for a table for 11. There was some confusion over who was sitting where, so I barged in with Sue in her wheelchair & sat down. Friday & Reke had garlic mushrooms that were, for some reason we couldn't work out, not suitable for vegetarians. Then the pizzas arrived & everyone tucked in except Nick, who wasn't eating. Sue & I just had garlic bread with cheese, Julie had something that looked like a huge pasty, but it was really a folded pizza thingy. 14:00 (ish) Food scoffed, it was off into the fresh air. The general concensus was to go to the bowling alley & play Sega Rally ( as Friday wanted to get his own back on Nick). We wove our way through the Saturday afternoon shoppers towards the Bowling alley, stopping briefly for lottery tickets (by the way, did anyone win?) & for everyone to moan at me for forgetting to turn Sue round to face the group (Sorry sweetheart). Reke, Sue & myself had a chat about Rekes car & how was it possible to get his 6ft or so frame into a car meant for Japanese dwarves. Having arrived at the bowling alley, we decided it would be prudent to check the lane availability. This bit of foresight on some-ones part ( I can't remember who, but well done!) paid off, as the earliest we could get 2 lanes was 5:30. With the lanes booked, the group started drifting towards the stairs that led to the amusements upstairs. I helped Sue onto her crutches, folded up the chair & Friday picked it up & ran up the mountain of stairs. The rest of us followed at a more sedate pace, making sure Sue kept her balance. We meandered into the arcade & were strangely drawn to the far end. This is where the Sega Rally & Daytona machines were housed, urging us all to take out second morgages. Many games were played, too many to count, and there was much wailing & gnashing of teeth as I was continually piled into the walls & banks by everyone including myself. Most games were won by Friday, pleasing him immensly. Time passes (playing yet more rally & daytona).... 17:15 We all wander down to the bowling alley & await our lanes. With the lanes free, we then proceeded to cause havoc at the pay desk as the money was in dribs & drabs. Armed with some well groovey shoes (NOT!), I fought a battle with Sues chair & 2 poxy steps down to the bowling area. Bowling balls where bowled, skidded, hurled & flung down the 2 lanes at a frightening pace. Reke, Adam, Emma, Nick & I must have had a detrimental effect on our lane, as the pin setting machine froze on numerous occassions. Razzie appeared to be at a disadvantage as he appeared to be left-handed & most of his bowls seemed to go accross the lane rather than straight down it. Adam had a decidedly erm... "unique" way of bowling that worked surprisingly well. With all balls launched, We all traipsed back upstairs for yet more motoring mayhem. Reke had a go on the R360 & then has the piss ripped out of him by Friday about only shooting 22 enemy. Friday, for some reason, did not show Reke how it should be done. By this time we had fragmented into small groups, playing varous games & just sitting around chatting. 20:30 (ish) Pennyless, we leave the arcade & wander back towards the carpark. Everybody seems to be thinking about leaving, So various goodbyes are said & we wander back into the carpark to get our cars. Friday, Emma & Adam charge off up the ramp towards Fri's car, as we search for the lift. we find it, *locked*. We find another lift, also locked. So off we set, up the car ramps, passing the others on the way. Car found, we set about piling in. As I unlock the boot, Friday comes steaming past & there is a beeping of a car horn, which does not deminish in volume as the white Fiat disappear from view. Its now I realise its my own alarm going off! I must have zapped it twice & rearmed it, D'OH! Car sorted, we set off for the journey home. We find a sign saying: Left A5 Nuneaton. Right: A5 Nuneaton. (= I go left, travel about 2 miles & horror of horrors, the oil light came on. (Damn, I knew I'd forgotten something). I pulled into the first layby to check the dipstick. It was clean! "Oh no!" I thought, then noticed we were on an incline. Jumped back into the car & headed foor the first garage I could find. At the top of the slope, the light went off & I started to breathe a little easier. Sue & Julie then pointed out that we were in fact going the wrong way! Turned round & found Tamworth services. I then checked the oil again, still clean, so in goes a litre of oil & off we go again, stopping at the Toddington Services for refreshments. I then had a "discussion" with FL2 about speed cameras taking away the element of chance with speeding. Just to prove the point, I drove though the 50mph limit at 65 (Oooh, you rebel :) ). 01:30 Sunday morning Arrive, safe & sound, at my humble abode & have problems parking the car. We all troop in & FL2 & Julie trundle off to bed. 01:40 I am interupted from checking mail by FL2 asking if I could mail Cma coz he couldn't find his specs. 01: 45 Mailing done, I am accosted by FL2 again. This time asking me to mail Cma again, thsi time to tell her not to bother about his specs, as he had found them, on the window sill, where he had put them when he walked in. 01:50 Crawl into bed, drink tea & watch some TV with Sue, before drifting off to sleep after a great day. Here endeth the (long, sorry peeps) Road Report. Disclaimer: All events are as perceived by Sue & myself, not as a group. PS. whens the next one?